Princess Bellerina thought for a long time about how to express her displeasure over the comings and goings of the two-legs. It was so unfair that they left for days at a time, then returned for a bit only to take off again. The parade of invaders who came to fill the food bowl and scoop the litter boxes was all fine and well, but enough already. Needing to send a message that would be heard loud and clear, a "gift" right on the bed seemed ideal. The first time was satisfying, so she kept it up for days, sometimes sending several daily messages. The two-legs seemed upset. They begged and pleaded. They shut her out of the room. They watched her every move. Princess Bellerina found herself at the vet at one point! But there was always a moment when they looked away and let their guard down--then she struck! Eventually, in a desperate act they covered their bed in changing pads. The Princess decided she didn't wish to leave her message on the pads, and eventually the pads were removed but the bedroom door stayed closed while they were out of the house. Now, she gets her laughs watching the two-legs keeping their fingers crossed that calm has been restored to the Princess' realm.
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