Did you hear that? It was me sighing. It was the sigh heard 'round the world.

No more papers, no more (text)books,
No more children's dirty looks.
No more meetings, no more assignments,
No more notes home to your parents.
No more red pens, no more grade scales,
No more silly homework tales.
No more boring strategic planning,
No more bus stops that need manning.
No more recess, no more lunch,
No more detention, no more test crunch.
No more electives, no more study hall,
Darn it, I may miss it after all.